Alien goalkeeper

Someone call Sigourney Weaver before this alien escapes.

Spontaneous Human Combustion

The worst case of spontaneous human combustion ever recorded on a substitutes bench.

Jackie Chan

That's gotta hurt

Footballing fireman

You gotta feel sorry for Italian footballers, wages are so low that some of them are taking part time jobs as firefighters.

Man falls from sky

Man falls from sky and is safely caught by Seongnam Ilhwa players celebrating their Asian champions league triumph in Tokyo.

Gone Fishing

A bunch of Zenit St Petersburg fans are caught by an unsuspecting fishing boat in the North sea.

Pompey Play Kids

PORTSMOUTH manager Avram Grant is set to throw the Premier League into chaos by refusing to field his strongest side for the rest of the season.

The Portsmouth manager is furious his team have been condemned to play Championship football next term after being deducted nine points for going into administration.

Grant said, stuff the premier league, I will play my kids.

Fabulous Fulham

Fulham advanced to the quarter-finals of the Europa League after a superb performance saw them defy the odds to beat Juventus in one of the greatest nights in the club's history.

Sunderland Shearer

Alan Shearer offers Sport Relief a blank cheque rather than wear a Sunderland shirt!

John Terry Quizzed As Steward Hurt By Car

Police have questioned and breathalysed John Terry after the Chelsea captain knocked down a steward in his car.

Eyewitnesses said the steward, who police said suffered a broken leg, was caught under a wheel as he cleared a scrum of photographers and fans.

Cameras caught Terry leaving the scene - video below

My record is unbeatable

In the build up to this weeks Champions League clash between Chelsea and Inter, Jose Mourinho has been his unassuming modest self. The self proclaimed special one had a few messages for current blues boss Carlo Ancelotti, Ahead of the match, he claimed "Stamford Bridge is my fortress not yours. Everybody knows Mourinho doesn't lose at Stamford Bridge. My record is unbeatable. It is amazing - we were so strong for such a long time." You've got to love this guy.

Crouch Shares A Joke With A Little Ballboy